When I realized Friday
that Saturday I'd had to post a picture
of me receiving a reward,
I had been horizontal on the couch
for nearly a week.
My girlfriend was there with me
and I had to admit to her
that I had never actually received a reward for anything.
Or, I had, but there certainly wasn't any pictures of it.
So first thing she made me a "reward for sweetness",
the napkin from her ramen noodles,
and took a picture of her handing it to me.
Crisis avoided.
Thanks honey.